Conspiracy?
Coincidence?

When you’ve gone over something again and again and again and again, like I have, certain questions get answered. Others spring up! Your mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It’s like you’re unraveling a big cable-knit sweater, that someone keeps knitting
and knitting
and knitting
and knitting

The following charts are 100% factual. It’s science.

NUMBER PEOPLE WHO DROWNED BY FALLING INTO A SWIMMING-POOL
correlates with
NUMBER OF FILMS NICOLAS CAGE APPEARED IN

US SPENDING ON SCIENCE, SPACE, AND TECHNOLOGY
correlates with
SUICIDES BY HANGING, STRANGULATION AND SUFFOCATION

DIVORCE RATE IN MAINE
correlates with
PER CAPITA CONSUMPTION OF MARGARINE (US)

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO WERE ELECTROCUTED BY POWER LINES
correlates with
MARRIAGE RATE IN ALABAMA

You can find more of these spurious correlations HERE. Below, the crazy dude who created these explains the method to his madness